Me: Knock knock
X: Come in

Me: I need your portable HD to copy one file
X : Actually my hard disk got "hangover". So am not able to open it.

Me: ummm(in my mind)!!!!..probably it got drunk!
Y: V please stop nitpicking!

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Me: Hey does your sister works for Infy? how lucky you can meet her daily.
Z: Actually she is on a maternity leave
Me: (In an absent minded manner) : Oh when is she getting married?
Z: eh?