Howz this !!:)

A man arrived home from work to find his dog with his neighbour's pet rabbit in his mouth.The man man grabbed the rabbit from the dog but the pet was clearly dead.Terrified by what the neighbour would think,he took the bedraggled corpse indoors,gave it a bath,blow-dried its fur and put it back into the cage in his neighbour's garden.That way,he hoped that his neighbour would think the rabbit had simply died ofnatural causes.

A few days later,the neighbour leaned over the garden fence and said:
"Did you know that Fluffy had died?"
"Oh,no,"said the man,playing ignorant.
"It was really strange,"continued the neighbour."We fond him dead in his cage,the day after we buried him in the garden,someone dug him up.They gave him a bath and put him back in his cage.How sick can people get!

Longest laugh ever had after reading it!!hahaha :D .But poor Fluffy :(